Every once in a while, I like to sit with a green tea and my glasses on and scroll through the Urban Dictionary (this could be us but you playin’) See? I’ve learnt loads mate.
Here are some of my recent favourites.
1. Word: Mantrum
Definition: The childish rage displayed by a grown man when he doesn’t get his way
2. Word: Afterclap
Definition: The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
3. Phrase: Kanye not
Definition: Can you not?
4. Phrase: Throwing Pillows
Definition: Having a weak punch
5. Phrase: Confident turtle
Definition: When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
6. Phrase: Drake face
Definition: The face you make when you’re a little more than just sad.
So there you go. Don’t say I never teach you anything.