I scrolled through a gazillion pages of the Urban Dictionary so you don’t have to *cheesy wink*

Every once in a while, I like to sit with a green tea and my glasses on and scroll through the Urban Dictionary (this could be us but you playin’) See? I’ve learnt loads mate.

Here are some of my recent favourites.

1. Word: Mantrum

Definition: The childish rage displayed by a grown man when he doesn’t get his way

2. Word: Afterclap

Definition: The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped

3. Phrase: Kanye not

Definition: Can you not?

4. Phrase: Throwing Pillows

Definition: Having a weak punch

5. Phrase: Confident turtle

Definition: When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

6. Phrase: Drake face

Definition: The face you make when you’re a little more than just sad.

 

So there you go. Don’t say I never teach you anything.


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