28 Tex Posts That Will Make You Want To Befriend Everyone On Tumblr: 6th Edition

“2016 is a fucking joke cancel it” – itsstuckinmyhead

Mood: I’ll wait in the car” – bepue

“If I got a dollar every time anyone over the age of 40 says our generation sucks, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined” – just-shower-thoughts

“You know, it’s really rude to talk while I’m interrupting” – unshrink

“Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none” – quacklemore

“When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like I don’t know what to tell u man” – ussawesome

“*Goes a few hours without internet access* wow I’m so healthy and wild I could live in the woods” – arcticmunkeez

“I personally love to over analyse everything and suffer” – racheldotgov

Me, a terrible person: Wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I don’t deserve this??” – autisticsouda

“Block his number and chill” – axsha

“I didn’t hit puberty I just kinda shook its hand” – w-a-v-e

“Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut” – asian

“*Stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*” – clestroying

You: May I have the bill? Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?” – officialgamecube

“*organises life at 3am*” – qothgueen

“How do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stubbed their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it Barbara” – this-tragic-affair

“Imagine being an actress and having to pretend you’re in love with Adam Sandler” – voremebigmoss

Cute date idea: ask someone to go on a double date with you, then show up with your date and ask them ‘where’s yours?'” – lazypacific

“*Planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what?” – jdox

“I love it when people rant to me like yes I am entrusted with your hate” – sweetiekai

“Studies show that I literally did not ask” – imanes

“I’m the guy from The Lady and The Tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them” – parksnrec

“‘Omg why are you crying?’ ‘The economy bro'” – pleasecornetobrazil

“I feel so bad for my guardian angel. She’s probably stressed out like a mf” – dreamsuggestion

“If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it as an ‘uncharacteristic purchase'” – teashoesandhair

“6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down” – justbadpuns

“I’m alive but only ironically” – perchu

“‘Everyone has their off days’ I tell myself 15 days in a row” – ouijasquiji

“If you feel like you don’t know what you’re doing with your life just remember that Venus spins backwards and we don’t even fucking know why. Just do whatever you want honestly” – elliebeanz

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